Premium resin 2 x 2 miniature collectible figures crafted from your favorite strains. Each figure comes in a high end box featuring a limited edition collector's card.
There will only be 3 batches of each character. 1000 figures per batch.
Get yours now to hold the ultimate burnout collector’s item before you’re trying to pick one up with your roach clips.
What IS Grassberries?
Grassberries is a surreal workplace comedy set in a legal dispensary where the staff are sentient cannabis strains. In a world where everyone wants to be the strongest influence, the Grassberries sell themselves to survive the cutthroat industry.
With corporate satire, absurdist humor, and cult-classic energy, this Adult Swim-style series blends psychedelia with deadpan wit.
Meet the Grassberries
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Meet the Grassberries 💨
“Seen it all, Rolled it better.”
A cornerstone of the culture, Grandaddy Purp is your slick-talking sage. He moves slow, and leaves a sweet haze behind him. Whether offering spiritual advice or roasting your playlist, he’s always got time—and time seems to move differently when he’s around. Royal lineage. Legendary flavor.
“Always smooth. Always gold.”
Acapulco gold is symbol of cannabis royalty, he's as smooth as his shades and as rare as his namesake. A true O.G. of elevation, he brings the heat without the burnout. With hints of burnt toffee and spice, this charismatic cultivar is your go-to when you need to shine in the boardroom or blaze a new trail.
“If you know, you know.”
Don't look him in the eye unless you're ready to handle the truth. Sour Diesel is the biker cousin of productivity: gritty, pungent, and unapologetically East Coast. He hits fast, with high-octane cerebral buzz and zero regard for your excuses. Smells like fuel, hits like facts, and always brings the pressure.
"Too good for couch lock."
Blue Dream floats above the drama. A West Coast classic with big boutique energy, she’s the bougie visionary of the crew. high clouds and high heels, she blends chill with purpose. Expect her to manifest your goals and make you feel like a muse in your own movie. Notes of blueberry, pine, and mild judgment.
“Chaos. On schedule.”
The conductor of controlled chaos, Trainwreck thrives on deadlines and detours. A logistics savant with PTSD-level memory recall, he crashes through problems with loud citrus flair and piney urgency. He’s not elegant—but damn, he delivers. Expect a fast trip, high energy, and weirdly deep philosophical takes.
“Quantity over quality.”
Reggie is the dude who won’t leave the party... and brought zero snacks. A low-budget, high-maintenance lurker, he’s more of a vibe killer than a vibe bringer. there’s something comforting about him if you're from the old days. Cheap, scrappy, and almost entirely made of stems and seeds, Reggie may cause headaches.
“Straight chill, no filler.”
Hailing from the icy slopes of the old world, Northern Lights is your snowboarding, meditation-loving chill queen. She’s a quiet storm of starlight and sedative vibes, wiping away stress like fresh powder. A descendant of ancient frost, her presence melts tension and inspires astral projection.